Thoughts We’ve All Had During a Brazilian Wax (Don’t Lie) 🙈🔥

“Wait, why did I do this again?”

Oh right… smooth, sexy skin and untouchable confidence. 😌💖

If you've ever laid spread-eagle on a waxing table and thought, "I’ve made a huge mistake," just know—you are NOT alone. Brazilian waxes come with a range of emotions, internal monologues, and mini identity crises… all in under 30 minutes.

So here it is: the hilarious, unfiltered inner thoughts we all have during a Brazilian wax. If you’ve been there, you’ll relate. If you’re new? Consider this your mental survival guide 😂

💭 1. “Okay I can do this. I’m a strong, independent woman.”

You walk in hyped. Maybe you shaved a little in high school, maybe you've had a wax or two. But TODAY? Today you are fearless. You’ve got this. You’ve been through worse.

Until...

💥 2. “OHMYGOD THAT FIRST STRIP”

It always hits harder than expected. Even if you knew it was coming.

You flinch. You grip the table. You make a noise that’s part laugh, part scream.

Your waxer? Calm as hell. “You’re doing great,” she says.
You? Considering biting your own fist.

🫣 3. “I didn’t know I had hair there.”

She goes for an angle you didn’t know existed. She’s got you in the butterfly position. She’s working magic.

You’re suddenly aware of hair everywhere.
Why? How? WHO approved this amount of growth??

🧼 4. “Did I clean well enough down there?”

This thought always shows up around strip #3.

Even though you showered. Even though you exfoliated.
You’re still having a minor hygiene spiral. 🙃

Meanwhile your waxer is unbothered. Trust us, she’s seen everything and cares about none of it.

🤐 5. “Should I make conversation or… just stare at the ceiling?”

The eternal debate:
Do you talk about your weekend plans while someone’s literally ripping hair from your lady bits?

Or do you silently dissociate and pretend this isn’t happening?

(Some of us go for weird facts. Some of us confess our darkest secrets. Either works.)

😩 6. “That’s it. I’m quitting. I’ll grow it out. I’ll braid it. I don’t care.”

This is the peak of the appointment—emotionally, physically, spiritually.

You swear you’ll never come back.
You’re ready to become that girl on TikTok who swears by “just trimming.”
You’re Googling laser hair removal in your mind.

(You’re not quitting though. You say this every time.)

🧘‍♀️ 7. “Oh wait. I’m almost done? That wasn’t that bad.”

Like a storm, it passes.
You made it. You’re still alive. You might even be… relaxed?

Your waxer wipes away the last bit of residue and tells you you're done.

You look down and think: Damn. That’s CLEAN.
The trauma? Forgotten. The glow-up? Immediate.

💅 8. “Honestly… I’d do it again.”

Cue main character walk to your car.
You’re smooth, you’re powerful, and you have zero regrets.

Until next month 😏

💖 Why We Keep Coming Back (Even When It Hurts)

Because waxing isn’t just hair removal. It’s a rite of passage. A beauty therapy session. A bonding moment between you and your esthetician (who now knows you more intimately than some exes, let’s be real).

It’s a reminder that you can do hard things—and come out glowing.

✨ So… Ready to Feel Like a Queen Again?

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